002 | [Accidental Video/Action]

[ivorymask]

[The feed clicks on, and anyone watching will be greeted to a violent flurry of motion. The communicator has been carelessly tossed to the ground, but it fortunately landed face up, and is recording all the action. Sharp snarls and high-pitched squeals are coming from all directions, and one might recognize the mischievous, darting shapes as Ballybogs. They seem to have attacked the Deity as he went wandering through the meadows.]

[Things were not going to go as planned for the Ballybogs, however.]

[Savagely, the Oni is lashing out and striking down the screaming, shrieking little beasts, his eyes practically burning with contempt. Then, just as suddenly as it started, it seems to be over, the survivors squeaking and fleeing from the wrathful being. Tiny little corpses lay strewn at his feet, and the Deity paces for a moment, clearly agitated.]

[Then, suddenly, he takes a seat, snatching up one of the fallen fae and tearing into its flesh with his sharp teeth. Yes, he is proceeding to devour the bodies. On video. He doesn't really notice its on, and in truth, he wouldn't really care if he did.]

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[othersided]

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[othersided]

[Saki's voice is nearly a screech.]

Put that down right now young man!

[That's right, Deity. You just got 'young man'ed.]

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[ivorymask.livejournal.com]

[To Saki's credit, he does at least pause temporarily, white eyes darting across the meadow until they finally land on the communicator. He recognizes Saki--or that much can be implied in the way he settles back down, still chewing thoughtfully. No, he has no intention of putting it down. He's hungry. Again.]

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[othersided]

Put it down! [Flail!] That thing could have lyme disease or lice or syphilis or influenza and you're just -- th -

[Words!]

action — if that's okay!

[cruelest]

[ when she comes upon the scene of carnage in the meadow, Bernkastel simply stops and watches from a short distance away, making no attempt to hide her presence. ]

Of course! <3

[ivorymask.livejournal.com]

[Those long, pale ears twitch for a moment, and the Deity fixes the small girl with an icy stare. He doesn't appear to be particularly perturbed--interested, perhaps, but she's no threat to him or his meal.]

[cruelest]

[ no, she prefers to tear out the guts of something larger than fae... ]

What do they taste like?

[ her voice is like her expression: there isn't anything in it, not even a trace of curiosity. ]

[ivorymask.livejournal.com]

Meat. [He replies simply, but he'll curl his lips after a moment.]

Had better.

[mirrorsshade]

[Shadow is hiding somewhere dark because daylight hurts and thus all that can be seen from his little mirror is his face and the dark shapes of shifting Shadows around him.]

That's a pretty disgusting finish, but I like the rest of your work.

[ivorymask.livejournal.com]

[The Oni pauses mid-bite in order to peer at the communicator, eyes narrowed with interest.]

Shade. [He names the being. And what would a little shade want with him?]

[mirrorsshade]

Shadow.

[The creature corrects him. It's a tiny thing, a nit-pic really, but it's part of who he was and he clung to that identity like a desperate man to flotsam in the middle of an ocean.

And Shadow wants some entertainment. It was always so boring stuck hidden away during the day. And sleep didn't last for long with him.]

And what are you?

[ivorymask.livejournal.com]

[There's a faint snort at the correction, but fortunately the Oni has food to focus on instead of taking offense. The question earns a head tilt, but no response. He simply--is. There is nothing else quite like him, and there likely never will be.]

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[tapferkeit.livejournal.com]

[Well... Link was so hungry he ate a bit of moblin before, so this wasn't much different, right? Though at least he'd cooked his disgusting meal first. The bestial nature of the god, which he'd only been vaguely aware of, was continuing to shock and surprise him.

He turned the feed on, gave him a smile, and then said:]

Napkin?

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[ivorymask.livejournal.com]

Link. [The Deity pauses to name him through a mouthful of meat, a little pleased that the boy chose to contact him.]

[He has no earthly idea what a napkin is, though, so he'll just choose to ignore that.]

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[tapferkeit.livejournal.com]

[His smile grows a little, and he stifles a chuckle. Despite how disgusting the image is, he couldn't help it.]

Don't you want to cook it first?

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[ivorymask.livejournal.com]

Takes time. [So dismissive. Clearly the Oni is too good for time, okay.]

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[selfished]

[ Kyouko eats a lot of things. And in quite big portions too. It can even be said she pretty much has an iron stomach, but to see anyone actually trying to eat the fae doesn't sit right with her. Not that she cares about the creatures, but she can bet they taste awful. ]

Are you sure you want to eat that?

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[ivorymask.livejournal.com]

[The girl again. He remembers her.]

Meat is meat. [The Oni doesn't understand what she means. What else would he eat? And why is everyone against him and his meal?]

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[selfished]

Sure, meat is meat, won't disagree with ya on that. [ She shrugs a little, not entirely unfriendly. ]

The problem is just that I dunno if you can even call the flesh on those things meat.

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[gooblob]

[What.]

[What.]

Hehehe! Dark likes.

[Dark is fascinated by the display of violence, and the following Ballybog meal. He presses his face up to the communicator, as if that would give him a better look at the carnage.]

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[ivorymask.livejournal.com]

[...The boy? No--not his boy, but his very twin. Another shade. A shade of the Hero? He's still chewing even as he listens, studying the shade through narrowed, curious eyes.]

Dark. Where is the light?

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[gooblob]

Outside. [Isn't that obvious? Everyone should know that.]

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[theeyeoftruth.livejournal.com]

[Well, this is unsettling. Sheik is perfectly used to blood and carnage, yes - and he's encountered a few deities in his wanderings. But this one - even if it wasn't looking so eerily similar to Link, it would be unnerving enough. The power from such a being is tangible, a prickle along every nerve.]

...A formidable appetite.

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[ivorymask.livejournal.com]

[It's the mortal's eyes that interest the Oni more than anything, sanguine slits that claim him as a warrior. Worth investigating, later.]

[He offers an acknowledging grunt in response. He's correct about that.]

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[theeyeoftruth.livejournal.com]

Are you being offered enough?